Do you think it's worth the extra 6 bucks for IMAX?

if you see this lady..
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

i hate cleaning my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a lot of stuff and no where to put it!!!!

stop buying stuff you say? i cannot! i love my STUFF

?????

Wondering what I want, but lazy to try and find out. Where's the motivation?

Everything's Gonna Be A-OK

Random blow-dry on a Wednesday afternoon after work. Everything's Gonna Be A-OK

Dress Code

black + denim + leopard = officially replaced my old white tee + jeans + bangbang accessory uniform

PAUL OAKENFOLD

a girl started dancing on me last night and then she bent over and bit me in the vagina (through my shorts)
oh my!

no, she wasn't hot

Today I want...

to go here!

http://www.bigcatencounters.org/bigcattours.html

and play with tigers!

No wait, I want to have a miniature one that wanders lazily about my house.

Free Waffle at Waffle Houston 'Nuff Said

click it print it eat it!!!!

No regrets!

Life is what we make it and a chance is like a picture, it’d be nice if you just take it.

Today I want...

These shoes:





from Athletic Propulsion Labs.

so I can dunk on peeps yeaaaauh

If the NBA won't allow them then they gotta be legit yeah?

Young Wednesday

1.Yesterday a guy standing on the corner of Post Oak and Westheimer was holding up a sign that said

FREE EYEBROW OR BIKINI WAX

Is it ever a good idea to trust the ripping out of your pubic hair to a company that enlists a guy who looks like he does manual labor tax-free to hold up a sign offering their services for free? jussayin

2. Went to a stand-up comedy show yesterday and before the show started ,a waiter  came up to my group of friends and I and warned us that the show would contain a lot of profanity, and that issues such as "cock" and "pussy" might be discussed.

LOL how young did we look that a waiter was concerned for our innocent little ears?

My Current Situation

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.

A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered,"Sure, why not."

So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.


Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,very high up.

heh heh heh

Tonight I won a 5 way pot post-flop worth about $200 in 1/3 NLHE with ace high.

it is hilarious to hear people try to analyze what they put me on and what plays they think i'll make out loud when theyre sooooo wrong!!!!

that's what i call "heh heh heh" bc that's what my brain is saying even though my face is saying "i'm bored and sleepy" during the hand.

HEH HEH HEH!!!

best feeling ever!